Like a fine whiskey, this episode has been boiled and distilled into its essential flavors. Heavy on death, and also celebrities, and also, weirdly enough, ghostly hand jobs… We’re a comedy podcast, right?
Items this week: a cursed door knob, the death stopwatch, Schrodinger-Pandora's box, and the ghost phone.
Intro music: "Millions" by Hannah Georgas
Outro music: "Dreams" by The Electric Peanut Butter Company