Hell can come in many forms: war... other people... a box full of horrifyingly accurate fortunes. This week the brothers try to get a leg up on fate itself, but mostly giggle at each other's misfortunes. Hooah.
Items this week: Gideon Gadzook's Delphic Cookie Twists.
Intro music: "Movie Finale" by Madlib
Outro music: "Fame and Fortune" by Elvis Presley