We were going to use the Hans Gruber quote about Alexander weeping for there were no more worlds to conquer. But when we actually looked it up, it turns out the original quote is from Plutarch, and Alexander wept because there were infinite worlds and he hadn't even conquered one. We couldn't decide which one was more fitting, so now you get this much worse explanation.
Items this week: the tipsy glass, the chr - oh no - graph, and the pearl of procrastination.
Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO
Outro music: "Melting" by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard