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Episode 30 - Sob Stories

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for podcast content, I can tell you I don't have ideas. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, podcast naming skills I have acquired over a very long career. Podcast naming skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my podcast go unnamed now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will name the shit out of your podcast. (Other titles: Cry Like a Host, Bawlers, Watch It and Weep, Prepare to Cry, Good Mourning, and Duncan and Malcolm Awesome Show, Great Sob! are just off the top of my head.)

Items this week: the self phone, the necklace of inheritance, and the curse of Ra.

Thanks to the Antimatters podcast for the amazing intro this week. You can find them at https://antimatters.podiant.co/.

Outro music: "Nuclear War" by Sun Ra

Episode 6 - Zark Muckerberg

"Babs, will you read us back the minutes?"
"You spent most of the time making fun of Brad Garrett, James Cameron, and Mark Zuckerberg. Your best joke was the first one you made. Do I really have to?"
"I miss phone Barbara..."

Items this week: a spray bottle of human emotions, the infinite sequel shelf, and the doppelganger phone.

Intro song: "Hit or Miss" by Odetta
Outro song: "Twilight" by ELO

Episode 3 - For Whom the Alexander Graham Bell Tolls

Like a fine whiskey, this episode has been boiled and distilled into its essential flavors. Heavy on death, and also celebrities, and also, weirdly enough, ghostly hand jobs… We’re a comedy podcast, right?

Items this week: a cursed door knob, the death stopwatch, Schrodinger-Pandora's box, and the ghost phone.

Intro music: "Millions" by Hannah Georgas
Outro music: "Dreams" by The Electric Peanut Butter Company