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Episode 39 - Suckers

We're beginning to have our doubts about how "failed" these clones actually are. Like the Gibbs brothers normally would, they spend a good portion of the episode discussing performing heists in scuba gear, becoming hitmen with the mafia, and prison breaking Shamu. Actually, I kind of hear it now.

Items this week: the hypoventilation flashlight, and the foreign language mood ring.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$CO
Outro music: "Brisk Yellow" by Blazo

Episode 23 - Ahoy!

The reports of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated. Well, okay, exaggerated might not be the best word... Accurate? But if we told you the truth, you wouldn't have to remember anything, and where's the fun in that? Welcome back to Appraised by Media where thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

Items this week: the ring of contradiction, and the orange of peeling.

Thanks to the Raised by Media podcast for the intro this week. Check them out at  r̢a͡is̛e̴d̴b̶͟ym҉e̡d̴͟ią́͜.c̴om̕.

Outro music: "Ocean Man" by Ween

Episode 14 - The Odds Are Good, But The Goods Are Odd

Sinkholes are no laughing matter. But luckily this podcast is. Assuming you find Runescape cosplayers, sentient milkshakes, and masturbating to Bob's Burgers laughing matters... That is a sentence we genuinely never thought we'd have to type.

Items this week: half of the ring of ultimate power, the juggernaut jukebox, and the twenty minute invisibility cloak.

Intro music: "Get Away" by Yuck
Outro music: "Get Away" by Yuck

Episode 0 - Beta Males

The inaugural episode of Appraised by Media. The audio quality of the episode does not indicate the joke quality. Take that to mean what you will.

Items this week: a flaming sword, the self-actualization doorbell, and the irresistible engagement ring.

Intro Music: "5" by Three Trapped Tigers
Outro Music: "I Think Ur A Contra" by Vampire Weekend