"Babs, will you read us back the minutes?"
"You spent most of the time making fun of Brad Garrett, James Cameron, and Mark Zuckerberg. Your best joke was the first one you made. Do I really have to?"
"I miss phone Barbara..."
Items this week: a spray bottle of human emotions, the infinite sequel shelf, and the doppelganger phone.
Intro song: "Hit or Miss" by Odetta
Outro song: "Twilight" by ELO